antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

(via forgivebutneverforgets)

deadlyspoons:

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at 

(via orgasmic-humor)

dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

(Source: youngmoneynort, via ourw0nd3rland)

missphanosaur18:

kumagawa-misogi:

deathtiel:

But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA 

IT IS A BOOB HOLDER

IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS

THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT

i will hold them for free

That is just the perfect picture to go with that.

(via ourw0nd3rland)

soonvietunion:

If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.

(Source: filmfuckyeah, via ourw0nd3rland)

penis-hilton:

And the academy award goes to

(Source: godnibblets, via melsieb)

(Source: thefilmfatale, via penishole)

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

(via sizedoesmatterr)

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vixxcen:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

(Source: nxyc, via grandkanye)